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Wednesday January 11, 2012 at 10:52

2 notes
Mark Corrigan: “Look, I’m sorry, OK? I’m sorry I humiliated you in front of Toni.”
Jeremy Usborne: “Don’t thing I can’t see you, Mark, trying to get a slice of my action because Sophie the office girl won’t put out.”
Mark Corrigan: “OK, right, the gloves are off, are they? Well then perhaps you should know what do I think of your music.”
Jeremy Usborne: “Well, let’s have some more truth, shall we? ’Cos the truth is you’re a posh spaz.”
Mark Corrigan: “Oh, really? I’d love to know in what way I am a posh spaz.”
Jeremy Usborne: “In the way that you always doing posh spazzy things like tidying up and iron your socks.”
Mark Corrigan: “I do not iron my socks.”
Jeremy Osborne: “Socks, shirts, whatever.”
Posh spaz - the best argument in agruing.

Mark Corrigan: “Look, I’m sorry, OK? I’m sorry I humiliated you in front of Toni.”

Jeremy Usborne: “Don’t thing I can’t see you, Mark, trying to get a slice of my action because Sophie the office girl won’t put out.”

Mark Corrigan: “OK, right, the gloves are off, are they? Well then perhaps you should know what do I think of your music.”

Jeremy Usborne: “Well, let’s have some more truth, shall we? ’Cos the truth is you’re a posh spaz.”

Mark Corrigan: “Oh, really? I’d love to know in what way I am a posh spaz.”

Jeremy Usborne: “In the way that you always doing posh spazzy things like tidying up and iron your socks.”

Mark Corrigan: “I do not iron my socks.”

Jeremy Osborne: “Socks, shirts, whatever.”

Posh spaz - the best argument in agruing.

Monday January 09, 2012 at 12:25

18 notes
Mark Corrigan: “I’m going to the party and I’ll get her in the end.
 I have the power of the brain - the most erotic muscle.
A longbow beats the crossbow, my idiotic friend.”
Mark the playa.

Mark Corrigan: “I’m going to the party and I’ll get her in the end.

 I have the power of the brain - the most erotic muscle.

A longbow beats the crossbow, my idiotic friend.”

Mark the playa.

Sunday January 08, 2012 at 12:07

3 notes
Mark Corrigan: “I need to find out for a friend the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about. Can you remember?”
Jeremy Usborne: “Sure. It was Dr Ying Fu Yip. Wang Shong. Pang Fang Wang Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.”
No cure for you this time.

Mark Corrigan: “I need to find out for a friend the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about. Can you remember?”

Jeremy Usborne: “Sure. It was Dr Ying Fu Yip. Wang Shong. Pang Fang Wang Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.”

No cure for you this time.

Saturday January 07, 2012 at 11:23

7 notes
Jeremy Usborne: “We’re both so relaxed about the whole sex thing. Last time I was there, we watched a porno.”
Mark Corrigan: “Jeremy tells me you two watched a porno together.”
Toni : “That wasn’t a porno, that was the English patient.”
Keep it simple, Jez. ‘Cause it’s simpler that way. Sure it’s more amusing.

Jeremy Usborne: “We’re both so relaxed about the whole sex thing. Last time I was there, we watched a porno.”

Mark Corrigan: “Jeremy tells me you two watched a porno together.”

Toni : “That wasn’t a porno, that was the English patient.”

Keep it simple, Jez. ‘Cause it’s simpler that way. Sure it’s more amusing.

Friday January 06, 2012 at 11:30

8 notes
TV contestant: “I’m basically wanting to meet someone like myself.”
Mark Corrigan: “That’s the opposite of what I’m looking for.”
Gotta love Mark C. He’s always so realistic.

TV contestant: “I’m basically wanting to meet someone like myself.”

Mark Corrigan: “That’s the opposite of what I’m looking for.”

Gotta love Mark C. He’s always so realistic.

Thursday January 05, 2012 at 14:02

1 note

Jeremy Osborne:
“This is fucking wicked, I’m almost definitely music genius!”
“Maybe a tattoo on my chest, but of my face. Yeah, double me, feel it!”

Mark Corrigan:
“Yes, I am the lord of the bus, said he.”
“Women don’t want your hand under their bottoms, Mark.”

Priceless quotations in first 2 minutes of the show. They got me here, alright.

Thursday January 05, 2012 at 13:39

1 note

Thursday December 29, 2011 at 13:39

8 notes

Tuesday November 29, 2011 at 17:24

i love this show 

i love this show 

Sunday June 12, 2011 at 22:37

You have to be carefull with scissors!!!

You have to be carefull with scissors!!!

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